kolmapäev, 28. juuli 2010

kahesajanda postituse puhul midagi rõvedat ka:

Isa seksib tütrega ja ütleb, et ta on parem kui ema.. Tütar vastab: "Ma tean, vend ütles sama!"

teisipäev, 6. juuli 2010

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,” Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger, “How about nuclear power?” and he smiles.

“Oh” she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question… A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit.”

31 things you learn from watching porn

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan 'OH YEAH' when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they 'high five' each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.

24. Women never have headaches.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to 'suck it'

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's pants and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

31. Pigtails = handlebars

pühapäev, 4. juuli 2010

reede, 2. juuli 2010

mees pöördub baaris üksiku naisterahva poole:

"kas ma tohin teile ühe kokteili välja teha?"

"ei aitäh, alkohol mõjub mu jalgadele halvasti."

"kas nad lähevad pehmeks?"

"ei, laiali...."

pühapäev, 27. juuni 2010

Politseis heliseb telefon.
"Tulge kiiresti- mind vägistatakse siin!"
"KUHU?"
"Pärasoolde juba!"
"Kama kõik meile - tulla KUHU?"

kolmapäev, 23. juuni 2010

kui nüüd päääris aus olla, siis ma ausõna ei viitsi oma vanemaid poste lugeda... seega ilmselgeslt võivad osad naljad korduda... aga noh... mis siis???

K: Kes on kilpkonna ja eesli ristsugutis?
V: Kiivriga lätlane

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laupäev, 22. mai 2010

Tere, kui ka imekombel leidub inimesi, kes seda blogi mingil imelikul põhjusel loevad, siis nende ees vabandused, et vahepeal postitusi pole tulnud. Lihtsalt head nalja pole ma enam trehvanud, mis mind itsitama ajaks. Ning päris Jahilot ma siin panna ka ei viitsi. Midagi aga olen leidnud ka...



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