Here's another one; drunk walks out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying an antique grandfather clock. The guy drops the clock, breaking into a million pieces. He looks at the drunk and says, "Why don't you watch where you're going?" The drunk looks at him and says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else?"

Mida sa teed, kui näed öösel pimedas hõljuvat telekat?
"Seis,neeger!"


Aga mida sa teed, kui näed öösel pimedas hõljuvat külmkappi?
Midagi ei tee, see on üks kuradi tugev neeger.